Seeking Rival Think Tank

The Institute for the Calibration of Reality, the preeminent think tank in the field of reality calibration, seeks a rival institute. We will issue reports disputing the findings of your think tank and politely disparage you in press releases. You will do the same to us. Any organized body of opiners and analysts -- dramaturgical societies, croquet leagues, centers for economic or extraterrestrial research, orthodontist offices and the like -- is eligible for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Reply with expressions of interest and evidence of thought leadership in your field (newsletters, op ed pieces, holiday greeting cards, etc). This offer is available for a limited time, so act now!